Pat Robertson

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Some quotes from the lovely Pat Robertson, a televangelist who can't even count his own dick. I can't wait until he dies.
Every bit of this is STRAIGHT from this douche's mouth. All quoted from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_robertson

• Robertson has described feminism as a "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
  
  
  
• "You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."
  
  
• He agreed with Falwell when Falwell stated[24] that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks were caused by "pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the American Civil Liberties Union and the People For the American Way."
  
  
• Robertson stated that the acceptance of homosexuality could result in hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombings and "possibly a meteor."
  
  
• (Now, Remember, this man is a HUGE CHRISTIAN ACTIVIST)
  In a 2001 interview with Wolf Blitzer, he said that the Chinese were "doing what they have to do," regarding China's one-child policy, sometimes enforced with compulsory abortions.
  
  
• On his November 10, 2005 broadcast of The 700 Club, Robertson told citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania that they had rejected God by voting out of office all seven members of the school board who support intelligent design.
  
  "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city", Robertson said on his broadcast.
  
  "And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because He might not be there."[39]
  
  In a written statement, Robertson later clarified his comments:
  
  "God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in His eye forever. If they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them."
  

go read his wikipedia page, there is oodles more of shite pouring from this man, god somebody please kill him.

[omgwtfbbq]

Ahahahaahahaha!

That is great. Srsly.

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His buddy is already dead, he can't be too far behind